Tony Romo QB Dallas Cowboys

Tony Romo and his new favorite WR Miles Austin decided to pull another Cabo, Austin of course playing the roll of Jessica Simpson, and taking a mid season trip, this time to Las Vegas. That, naturally, is something you generally wouldn't want your franchise quarterback to be doing when your team is on the brink of falling out of playoff contention, but hey! what do I know. It helped last time, when Romo and Simpson went to Cabo, right?

Jon Beason LB Carolina Panthers

Jon Beason, who I like to refer to as Jon Beaston, was arrested for aggravated assault when he allegedly knocked out some fan. Well the guy, Greg Frye, apparently has a crushed nasal cavity, a facial fracture, and bruising on the left side of his face... and a hell of a tale to tell...

Frye alleges, that while at the annual Lake Bash at Lake Norman, he say Beason with some fine chick doing cocaine, what better thing to do with that information than go tell his teammate, Dante Rosario. They went outside and Beason beat the fuck out of him, apparently punching him twice and someone kicked him on his way up. The lawsuit states that someone asked Beason if he punched him, and he allegedly said "Yeah, I hit him. It might cost me a hundred grand, but you don't go around telling people I'm doing coke ...'"

Interesting tale, but I don't believe Beason did cocaine. I mean, albeit he was in a strip club... and he is from Miami... this douche bag that filed this lawsuit has also sued a girl before for assault and battery, he probably goes around trying to get cash money hoes this way.

Montez Robinson DE Georgia

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Montez Robinson, 19 year old freshman for the Georgia Bulldogs, was arrested Nov. 30th. Me, being on Thanksgiving break, completely overlooked this one. The amount of stupidity and well, my lack of shit to do, will post this one. Robinson, a defensive lineman, was arrested and charged with underage possession of alcohol. Police responded to a call that glass was breaking in a parking lot, and no, Robinson wasn't tossing bottles or smashing them over his head, someone had busted out the lights of someones car, and when the police arrived, he smelt of alcohol.

He later, "became very agitated while being placed into double locked handcuffs. He started to yell and scream while being placed in the rear of a caged unit" according to the police report. The week of Nov. 7th, Robinson was named the SEC defensive player of the week... against Tennessee Tech, and will most likely be suspended for whatever bowl game the Bulldogs get.

Albert Haynesworth DT Washington Redskins

Radio station "the Sports Junkies" has recently told tales, which I got from 'Cheap Seats Daily' by the Washington City Paper, of Albert Haynesworth and his bar crawls. Of course, it talks about how Haynesworth and how he goes to a "regular person" bar instead of a bomb ass night club with skanks and rain and Pac-Man, etc. Of course, its crazy to think of a fat man chillin at a home town bar. Anyways, the more important story is his apparent favorite drink at the bar, a Skinny Bitch on the Rag. Vodka, club soda, and cranberry juice. I sense a nick name here that would most likely end up with me getting my face stomped on.

Carlos Dunlap DE Florida

The Florida Gators have a big showdown against Alabama in the SEC Title game coming up, and one of their star players has found himself in trouble with the law off the field. Carlos Dunlap, the star defensive end for the Florida Gators (who leads the team in sacks) was arrested and charged with driving under the influence.

In looking for a car that was reported to be driving recklassly, the officer found Dunlap's car, and fucking red 2000 Chrysler, stopped at a light and wasn't proceeding through the green lights. The officer found Dunlap passed out in the driver seat of the car, and whenever Dunlap would actually wake up, it was momentarily and he would pass out almost immediately. The cop unlocked the car door, turned off the ignition, and put the car in park, all which should have been done prior to sleeping. Dunlap came out of the car, couldn't follow instructions, couldn't speak, smelled of alcohol, had trouble standing, had bloodshot eyes, failed numerous sobriety tests, and then refused a breathalyzer as if that would help him. He might as well have gone for the high score.

The going rate for suspensions right now is a half game for trying to take out another players eyes, so for a little snooze at a red light? Urban Meyer with his iron fist will probably suspend him from the coin toss, and maybe a few offensive series.

Travis LaBoy DE/OLB Arizona Cardinals

Travis LaBoy was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in 2004 in the second round out of Hawaii as a defensive end, and even though he got to play next to Albert Haynesworth he didn't really do a whole lot, so they let him go in free agency, and he was snatched up by the Arizona Cardinals to a 5 year 22 million dollar contract including 7.5 million in guarantees. Well he had a serious bicep injury and was released, and now won't be signed by anyone new for a while since he was suspended by the NFL for 4 games. Typically, this means that he either tested positive for a performance enhancing drug, or a mood enhancing drug, but no details are out soon, so I'm just going to assume things until details are out. More to come.

Marcus Davis CB Texas

Marcus Davis, a Freshman for the Texas Longhorns who came by way of a 5 Star ranking, was arrested this past weekend following a win over Texas A&M. He was arrested for Driving while Intoxicated and Possession of a Controlled Substance. On the year, the frosh has 4 tackles and a sack. Police received a call at around 6:50 AM on Sunday morning, and found Davis driving on a rim with a blown tire.

Santana Moss WR Washington Redskins

Santana Moss don't give a shit, obviously, he is the only man I have ever heard of that missed training camp because he was too hungover from his birthday party, and thats the fucking shit. That in itself makes Santana Moss a fucking boss. Santana Boss. Moss started out his career getting drafted in the first round by the New York Jets out of DA U, and was traded later on in his career straight up for Laveraneous Coles, who is now with the Cincinnati Bengals. So Santana, keep on keepin' on, get wasted, miss practice. When in Rome...

Shaun Rogers DT Cleveland Browns

Shaun Rogers was a beast for the Detroit Lions, and luckily he was traded away and was/is a beast for the Cleveland Browns, outside of the NFC North, finally. The 3 time pro-bowl selection got elected to the pro bowl after being traded for just a 3rd round pick, so for as it would be said in "The League" the Detroit Lions just got fucking trade raped. Here he is, though, in his home state of Texas helping people get fucking shwasted by pouring Grey Goose down there throats.

James Farrior LB Pittsburgh Steelers, Plaxico Burress WR New York Giants

James Farrior, Plaxico Burress, and Casey Hampton were all cornerstones for the Pittsburgh Steelers at one point in time, but there careers have taken different turns now. Casey Hampton is fat, overweight, and there were rumors of him getting his fat ass cut which means less money for all you can eat buffets. James Farrior has continued to play well after being a first round selection in 1997. Plaxico Burress is now the star of the Jail league against the guards after shooting himself hilariously in the leg. Plaxico (32) Hampton (32) and Farrior (34) are all former first round picks, and one just got a contract extension, one might get cut soon, and one is in jail for 2 years. Interesting how things turn out.

Javon Walker WR Oakland Raiders

Javon Walker is a piece of shit, but as a Packers fan, I cannot complain. We got rid of his weak kneed bitch ass, and in return got a guy by the name of Greg Jennings, who needless to say, is a shit ton better than Javon Walker. We traded him to the Broncos and they gave him a 40 million dollar deal. Needless to say, again, he fucking sucked and got cut. Who would sign him after sucking like he did for 2 straight teams and having a knee injury? Al Davis of course. for 60 million dollars. And he still sucks. I'm sure he will continue to suck as well, maybe we'll see him in the UFL when he finally gets cut again. Featured once before, he's becoming a Shot of Ginn All Star.

Lawrence Vickers FB Cleveland Browns

Lawrence Vickers, far right, is a beast of a FB for the least of a team Cleveland Browns. He was a second alternate at FB for Pro Bowl in 2008 after opening up huge lanes for Jamal Lewis. And apparently, hes got some weird stalkers on Wikipedia. He was featured once before on this site, and in the same picture was with the same guy 2 down from him, Johnny Jolly of the Green Bay Packers.

Dante Hall WR/KR Kansas City Chiefs

"The Human Joystick", "the X factor", "The Human Torch", whatever you want to call him, Dante Hall was a beast as a kick returner back in the day with the Kansas City Chiefs, but now he has lost that speed that gave him the nick name "the Human Torch". At one point in time he had a return touchdown in 4 straight games, an NFL record. He was traded from the Chiefs to the St. Louis Rams, where he couldn't stick and is now currently a free agent, w/ likely no interest coming soon, but he was one of the greats at returning.

Jimmy Clausen QB Notre Dame

Jimmy Clausen was just enjoying a dinner with family members after a loss to UCONN, just out trying to get over the loss that may have ended his coaches tenure at ND, and perhaps one of his last game in Notre Dame uniform. It ended up, though, him getting "Sucker Punched" by an outraged fan. If you believe that. Clausen is a cocky motherfucker and I wouldn't doubt it if he ran his mouth and get hit, but thats not whats being alleged. Of course, you also have to believe that he was out to eat with his parents -- AT 2:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. Theres storing involving drama between girlfriends, other dudes getting shoved, Clausen getting punched multiple times while his brother was trying to take out another dude, all over on Deadspin. Clausen bar hopping photo from Busted Coverage.

Of course, this was all just waiting to happen, Jimmy Clausen is the biggest douche bag in the NCAA.

Shawne Merriman LB San Diego Chargers

Tila "Tequila" Nguyen has some new, drastic, charges against Chargers OLB Shawne Merriman, and well, I'll just let the story tell itself. Tequila says;

"Jay — Shawne’s brother — manufactures ecstasy at Shawne’s house in one of his rooms, Manufactures them just for Shawne so that it won’t show up in his blood test or drug test. He sleeps with minors and forces them to take drugs. So he sleeps with these little girls, He don’t even like black girls — he don’t even support black people — so I don’t understand why you support him."

This, of course, is from the bitch who painted on bruises and posed for pictures, and stated that she, Tila TEQUILA, doesn't drink alcohol despite there being video evidence on her stupid reality show, drunk "tweets", etc, and the fact that she claims to be a lesbian for studio audiences. And now she has a Sex Tape. This girl really needs to go through some fucking serious life reevaluations. From SportsByBrooks, via San Diego 6 Interview.